Things (1989)

★ 3.9 1h 24m 30 votes IMDb
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An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Things

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Cast

Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn as Reporter Age 61 · Newport Beach, California, USA Amber Lynn is a mature yet still sexy porn actress from Newport Beach, California. She was born as Laura Allen and is also known as Amber Lynn Lane or Laura Adams. With blonde hair and green eyes, she...
Barry J. Gillis
Barry J. Gillis as Don Drake Toronto, Ontario, Canada Barry J. Gillis is an actor, writer, and director known for Things (1989) and Tales from the Dead Zone (2022)..
Director Andrew Jordan
Cast Amber Lynn, Barry J. Gillis, Bruce Roach, Doug Bunston, Jan W. Pachul, Patricia Sadler

Audience Reviews

Tourma Mar 05, 2025
## What.

Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable.

The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.

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