Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

★ 5.2 1h 28m 35 votes IMDb
Action Comedy Romance
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A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Brain Smasher... A Love Story

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Cast

Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay as Ed Molloy Age 68 · Brooklyn, New York, USA Andrew Clay Silverstein (born September 29, 1957) known professionally as Andrew Dice Clay is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberatel...
Teri Hatcher
Teri Hatcher as Samantha Crain Age 61 · Palo Alto, California, USA Teri Lynn Hatcher (born December 8, 1964) is an American actress. She is known for her television roles as Susan Mayer on the ABC comedy-drama series Desperate Housewives, and Lois Lane on the ABC com...
Yuji Okumoto
Yuji Okumoto as Wu Age 67 · Los Angeles, California, USA Yuji Don Okumoto (雄二・ドン・奥本, Yūji Don Okumoto; born April 20, 1959) is a Japanese-American actor, best known for his role of Chozen Toguchi in the film The Karate Kid Part II and the television series...
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Deborah Van Valkenburgh as Cammy Crain Age 73 · Schenectady, New York, USA ​From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.   Deborah Gaye Van Valkenburgh (born August 29, 1952) is an American actress. She is most widely known as Ted Knight's daughter in the role of Jackie Rush on t...
Brion James
Brion James as Brown Died 1999 · Redlands, California, USA Brion Howard James (February 20, 1945 – August 7, 1999) was an American character actor. Known for playing the character of Leon Kowalski in the movie Blade Runner, James portrayed a variety of colorf...
Tim Thomerson
Tim Thomerson as Black Age 80 · Coronado, California, USA Joseph Timothy Thomerson is an American actor and comedian. He is best known for his role as Jack Deth in the Trancers film series, his work in numerous low-budget features, and his comedic television...
Director Albert Pyun
Cast Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Brion James, Tim Thomerson, Charles Rocket, Nicholas Guest, Dorothy Dells, Wrick Jones

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JPV852 6/10 Nov 05, 2023
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**

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