Alien Terminator (1996)

Did they trick you? Be honest, where you one of the people at your local video rental that picked it off the shelf because of the name and then got home and realized that it wasn't Alien, it wasn't The Terminator and you should have read the title more closely?

Or, where you the person that went to your local video rental, saw Maria Ford's name, assumed... breasts... and grabbed it for that?

Or, where you the person that went to your local video store, clearly saw the title "Alien Terminator" and thought to yourself... "yeah, I want to see what would happen if they turned Alien into a B movie... with Maria Ford's breasts?"

Because, honestly... YES! We want to see a low budget Alien rip-off. YES! We are going to watch it late at night and slightly inebriated. YES! We are going to watch it with friends over just to offer our own commentary on how awful it is. YES! Maria Ford and in the 90s we knew what that meant. YES! we want to see the big reveal of the most ridiculous low budget alien ever created!

YES! It is a horribly bad B-Movie, but that is why we picked it up... if we intentionally rented it knowing what it was going to turn out to be.

And it hits all of the tropes, it hits all the reasons why people like me rent movies like this.

So, mission accomplished.