The Magnificent Eleven (2013)

★ 2.6 1h 27m IMDb
Comedy Drama

A modernization of the classic western in which the Cowboys are a struggling local amateur soccer team, the Indians run a nearby Tandoori restaurant and the bandits are a group of menacing thugs led by a maniac known simply as 'American Bob'.

The Magnificent Eleven

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Josh O'Connor
Josh O'Connor as Andy Age 35 · Southampton, Hampshire, England, UK Joshua Mathias O'Connor (born May 20, 1990) is a British actor. After training at the Bristol Old Vic Theatre School, he had supporting roles in television series such as Doctor Who in 2013 and Peaky...
Robert Vaughn
Robert Vaughn as American Bob Died 2016 · New York City, New York, USA Robert Francis Vaughn, Ph.D. (November 22, 1932 – November 11, 2016) was an American actor noted for stage, film and television work. He was, perhaps, best known as suave spy Napoleon Solo in the 1960...
Sean Pertwee
Sean Pertwee as Pete Age 61 · London, England, UK ​Sean Pertwee (born 4 June 1964) is an English actor well known for his film and voice over work. He is the son of Jon Pertwee, who was best known for playing the third incarnation of The Doctor in th...
Keith Allen
Keith Allen as Dave Age 72 · Gorseinon, Glamorgan, Wales, UK Keith Philip George Allen is a Welsh actor, comedian, musician, singer-songwriter, artist, director, author, and television presenter. He is the father of singer-songwriter Lily Allen and actor Alfi...
Jay Simpson
Jay Simpson as Rob Age 60 · London, England, UK Jay Simpson is a prolific English film, television and stage actor. Most recently, he has appeared in Chernobyl and Frontier. Simpson is perhaps best known in television for portraying cockney desk s...
Director Jeremy Wooding
Cast Josh O'Connor, Robert Vaughn, Sean Pertwee, Keith Allen, Jay Simpson, Tanya Franks, Paul Barber, Jenna Harrison, Irvine Welsh, Phillip Rhys

Audience Reviews

John Chard 5/10 Nov 13, 2014
Malignant more like!

The Magnificent Eleven of the title are a bunch of boozy amateur league footballers, they are so bad that scoring one goal is seen as the equal of winning the World Cup! Unfortunately because they are so bad they can’t get sponsorship and are about to fold. That is until a raucous night at the local Indian takeaway results in the saving of the team. But lurking around with menace is local thug American Bob, who along with his henchman are putting the squeeze on the restaurant for protection money owed.

Paul Barber is the manager, Keith Allen is the captain and Sean Pertwee is the star player! That’s enough for British film fans to know just what sort of film this is. In truth in spite of its snazzy cast list, it’s not very good, the attempt at making a play on The Magnificent Seven, with Robert Vaughn turning up as American Bob, never really works. However, for football fans, and especially those that have played Sunday league footie, there is charm to be found and some genuine laugh out loud moments. Only a Sunday league player in Britain could understand why a team called Real Sociopath is genius funny.

A select audience only for this one, non Brits need not apply. 5/10

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