Ted & Venus (1991)

★ 4.0 1h 40m IMDb

Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

Ted & Venus

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Bud Cort
Bud Cort as Ted Whitley Died 2026 · Rye, New York, USA Walter Edward Cox, known professionally as Bud Cort (March 29, 1948 – February 11, 2026) was an American film and stage actor, writer, and director. He is best known for his portrayals of Harold in Ha...
James Brolin
James Brolin as Max Waters Age 85 · Los Angeles, California, USA James Brolin (born Craig Kenneth Bruderlin; July 18, 1940) is an American actor, producer and director. He has won two Golden Globes and an Emmy. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Au...
Carol Kane
Carol Kane as Colette Age 73 · Cleveland, Ohio, USA Carolyn Laurie Kane (born June 18, 1952) is an American actress and comedian. She became known in the 1970s in films such as Hester Street (for which she received an Oscar nomination) and Annie Hall....
Pamella D'Pella
Pamella D'Pella as Gloria Age 58 · Chicago, Illinois, USA Pamella D'Pella was born on August 22, 1967 in Chicago, Illinois although she grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio. Since the age of four, Pamella has always wanted to be a "movie star". She would sit in the...
Brian Thompson
Brian Thompson as Herb Age 66 · Ellensburg, Washington, USA Brian Thompson (born August 28, 1959) is an American actor. His distinctive square-jaw profile, powerful voice, and imposing stature (193 cm, six-foot-four) has led him to star in many action films, a...
Rhea Perlman
Rhea Perlman as Grace Age 78 · Coney Island, New York, USA Rhea Jo Perlman (born March 31, 1948) is an American actress and writer. She is best known for her role as head-waitress Carla Tortelli in the sitcom Cheers (1982–1993). Over the course of 11 seasons,...

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