What a Mess! (1995)
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Valeriy Garkalin
as Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
as Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Vera Valentinovna Alentova (February 11, 1942 – December 25, 2025) was a Soviet and Russian actress famous for her leading role in Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears (1980)..
Inna Churikova
as Praskov'ya Krolikova
Inna Mikhailovna Churikova (1943-2023) was a renowned Soviet and Russian actress celebrated for her extensive work in both film and theater. Born in Belebey, Bashkir ASSR, she moved to Moscow in the e...
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
as Kozyulski
Armen Borisi Dzhigarkhanyan[a] (3 October 1935 – 14 November 2020) was a Soviet, Armenian, and Russian actor..
Igor Ugolnikov
as Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
as Lieutenant
In 1980 he graduated from the acting department of GITIS (Andreev's workshop). Since 1982, for several years, he played at the Moscow Drama Theater on Malaya Bronnaya. In 1990-1992 - actor of the Stud...
Director
Vladimir Menshov
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